Newt Whine Like a Bitch Gingrich

It is amazing how much whining like a bitch Newt Gingrich has done this entire presidential campaign.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen whining as an entire campaign strategy in order to avoid talking about substantive issues.  When Newt faces criticism and is asked to explain himself, he routinely pouts like a baby, desperately trying to bury his shitty history.   There are so many things that conservatives can point to for good reasons not to support Newt, but for now let’s just stick to his marital infidelities, since that seems to be the most recent topic.

When Newt Gingrich was Speaker of the House, during the Clinton Administration, he pushed for the impeachment of Clinton regarding the Monica Lewinsky scandal.  At the same exact time, marshmallow face was married and participating in the same exact behavior as he was accusing Bill Clinton of.  Of course, Gingrich married and divorced twice already, not that there’s anything wrong with divorce.  You want to criticize other people of marital infidelity, but you want to pout like a little bitch when people criticize you about  your marital infidelities.  Maybe you should stop talking about family values if you don’t have any, shitface.

A few days ago, Newt’s ex-wife of 18 years was interviewed regarding Newt and his moral adventures.  She lived with him for 18 years.  She might know a thing or two about the marshmallow man.  If you think that your personal relationships have nothing to do with anything, THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE’S PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS.  So you are going to cheat on your wife with your congressional aid, Calista the cadaver, and then you want your ex-wife to lie about your character?  What fucking planet do you come from you fat lard?  I hope your arteries clog you psychopathic power hungry would be dictator.  Stop whining like a little bitch that you are coming under scrutiny for being an absolute dickfuck.  Grow the fuck up or get the fuck out of the race if you can’t handle being asked legitimate questions about your character.  And if you don’t want to answer questions about your character, maybe you should think about it next time before you do anything else to fuck it up any further.

More Pompous Garbage at the SC GOP Debate

The latest GOP debate last night in South Carolina was absolutely disgusting.  The crowd exhibited everything that is wrong with the Republican Party today.  Apart from standard conservative criticism of the modern liberal GOP, these asshats actually booed Mitt Romney, when the moderator stated that his father was born in Mexico.  What in the fuck really?  Try thinking about a rational statement to back up holding that position and get back to me when you get done removing your head from your ass.  Absolutely pathetic.  If you want to boo Mitt Romney, don’t boo the fact that his father was born in Mexico because that has nothing to do with fucking anything you dickfaces.  My father wasn’t born in America either … and he was still a better person than your pathetic disgrace for a human being could ever be.  There are plenty of good reasons for wanting to boo Mitt Romney.  That is not one of them.  Nothing else can be taken away from that except that Republicans don’t like Mexicans … or are in some way superior to other human beings because of birth place.  You hit that one out of the park you fucking idiots.

Then came the odd booing of Ron Paul’s suggestion of following the Golden Rule of Christianity, “One should treat others as one would like others to treat oneself”.  Apparently, the Republican Party and in South Carolina, the GOP has no shame in selectively choosing which parts of Christianity they like and which parts they wish to disregard.  You couldn’t be more full of shit if you tried.  This is the religious right openly expressing itself for what it is, a bunch of fuckhead authoritarian radical religious wackjobs.  They disgrace the state of South Carolina and their professed religion.   This, along with the continued insistence that America is somehow above it all, impervious to the laws of nature of which every  nation in history has had to abide by, and immune to the universal reality that actions have consequences, combines for a well baked nationalistic cake with vanilla frosting and red, white, and blue sprinkles.  Only problem is, it’s fairy land bullshit.  We’ll just have to see how well ignoring reality works out for you, you brain dead nazi flag wavers.   And if that wasn’t enough, they were cheering indefinite detention of American Citizens.  What an insult to America.

Convention not Coronation

I’m not really sure why a lot of Republicans today think that it’s a good idea to avoid debating, skip the electoral process ,and just anoint a handpicked assholes as soon as possible, so that they have more time to run against Barack Obama.  How is this healthy for the GOP?  It would seem that they would like to avoid talking about anything of substance, spending the majority of their time repeating Obama’s name a million times.  People aren’t stupid you dumbfucks, especially when you continue to offer us candidates who have a philosophy with a foundation built on quicksand.  This is an insult to the process.

These fucking rocket scientists would rather focus on beating Obama than advancing any type of conservative principles, even if it means sacrificing everything they believe in.  But hey, we already knew these people are not really conservatives.  Who the fuck are these people to tell you that you should give up your principles so they can win the roller derby?  Unity for the sake of unity is absolutely mind fucking.  The GOP has yet to field a candidate against the Democrats who is remotely different in any way, shape, or form, in any meaningful way.  Well, maybe Romney’s presidential haircut and squarely shaped head is a win for conservatism … fucking facepalm to infinity.

The GOP convention at least 50 years ago, actually represented something a little different the modern day national bukkakefest for the opportunity to choose which authoritarian’s boot we are willing to step under.  Back in 1964, the presidential primary was actually that, a presidential primary, with all 50 states.  And people didn’t have this mentality of going along to get along … because they recognized that for what it is, a steaming pile of bullshit.  Maybe one day, people will stop listening to who they are told to vote for and who they are told can win.  Until then, I hope the GOP national bukkakefest of 2012 grows a fucking pair.

US Media Ignoring NDAA 2012 Indefinite Detention

It is really telling that Americans have become ignorant to what is going on in their own country, when you have to go to foreign media in order to get your news.  Coverage of the Indefinite Detention of American Citizens within the recently passed National Defense Authorization Act of 2012 has been largely non-existent in American media.  What a sad trend. Probably one of my only posts so far without vulgarity. That’s a sad trend too.

Rick Santorum: Censor the Internet

No other 2012 GOP candidate has consistently and openly attack the American way of life more than Rick Santorum.  The guy likes to call himself a conservative?  And at the same time he openly thinks that the pursuit of happiness and liberty are dangerous?  What in the fuck?  There words below, are the words of Prick Scrotorium:

“One of the criticisms I make is to what I refer to as more of a Libertarianish right.  They have this idea that people should be left alone, be able to do whatever they want to do, government should keep our taxes down and keep our regulations low, that we shouldn’t get involved in the bedroom, we shouldn’t get involved in cultural issues.  That is not how traditional conservatives view the world.  There is no such society that I’m aware of, where we’ve had radical individualism and that it succeeds as a culture.”

Is this some kind of sick joke?  Did someone skullfuck your brain while you were sleeping one night?  Individualism is not uniquely libertarian.  It’s conservative … you dumb motherfucker.  Ask Barry Goldwater.  Ask Russell Kirk.  And if that fails, ask Ronald Reagan … you poor excuse for a human being.  The traditional conservative mantra is to keep the government off your back, out of your bedroom, and out of your wallet.  Did Santorum grow up in fucking bubble?  Radical individualism is what made America.   Do yourself a favor and read some history you idiot.  America didn’t succeed because a bunch of radical religious zealots were hanging women, burning people, and brutalizing their own families in the New England area.  Get a fucking clue you shitface.

So Santorum comes out for the SOPA Act, which essentially allows the government to control the internet and censor out everything the government doesn’t like, sort of like they do in Communist China.  No wonder why he is against internet freedom.  Google Santorum and see what comes up as the first link.  I wish you would go in the ball pit at Chucke Cheese, so the little kids can beat the fuck out you.